This is the living record, the online witness, the iron-clad guarantee the we will not make the same naïve, lovedrunk mistakes again. This is our attempt at avoiding "The Self-Loathing Shower Slide", "The Ex-Text", and last, but not least, "The Carb-Eating Championship; You Vs. You". No number of calls to our mothers, our brothers, or the local Wok & Roll will help us. What we need is Metamorphosis.
